Dart & Wil

Level C:

DART:	So! Who's next? Come on! Attack me!
WIL:	Huh?
DART:	Wha--! ...Oh. You're on our side, right? You've got a sort of slack-jawed look about you...
WIL:	Dan?! Hey, you're Dan, aren't you? Wow, how have you been? And hey! What are you doing here, anyway?
DART:	What's it to you!? The name's Dart, and I'm a mate in Fargus's pirate crew!
WIL:	You're...Dan, right?
DART:	Uhh, no.
WIL:	Yes, you are!
DART:	No, I'm not!
WIL:	Hmm... Are you sure you're not Dan?
DART:	Will you knock it off?!
WIL:	Fine, just say you're not Dan... I can take a hint... It was just an honest mistake, you know! Man...!
DART:	...... What was that about!?
WIL:	And who did he think he was messing with, anyway? I'd run him through as soon as look at 'im!

Level B:

DART:	I've finally found you, you cad! Today is the last day of your life! Prepare yourself!
WIL:	Dan! I mean...not Dan... Pirate guy! Da-... Da-... Dark!
DARK:	It's Dart, you idiot!
WIL:	Yeah, right. So, um...what do you want with me?
DART:	Well, I kind of owe you one from earlier... Or maybe a few... Yeah, I owe you a few whacks with this here axe!!
WIL:	A few whacks, huh... I'll, uhh, pass.
DART:	Who asked you, chum-for-brains? These people are driving me nuts!
WIL:	Look out! An enemy! Look, I'm kind of busy right now. Maybe next time, eh, Darth?
DARTH:	Hold on! It's Dart, you ignorant toad! Yarr! Come back here!

Level A:

DART:	...Now I've found you, you stinking bow-plucker!
WIL:	Whoa! Look! Behind you!
DART:	What!?
WIL:	Are you OK?
DART:	You idiot! On your right!
WIL:	Whoa! ...Phew. That was close! Thanks. You're Dart, right?
DART:	Snrk! I wasn't trying to help you, squid-bait! Just forget about it... But wait...you did save me first... So think of it as payback!
WIL:	...Hmmm.
DART:	What!?
WIL:	You know, Dart, you really do look like Dan. It's just so hard to imagine you're not him...
DART:	Not that again! Who is this guy!? Who is Dan!?
WIL:	Dan was my childhood fr... He was my best friend... We left home together five years ago, but it didn't go too well. Last time I saw him was back in Badon...
DART:	Five years ago? In Badon, you say...
WIL:	That's right.
DART:	... Naw...couldn't be...
WIL:	What? Do you know something?
DART:	...Well, about five years ago, Fargus pulled into port at Badon, and a young man had collapsed on the pier... He was bleeding pretty badly... They say it was a miracle he lived at all.
WIL:	What!!
DART:	Everyone in town just pretended not to notice... And no wonder... That day was a holy day for Elimine's flock. They were forbidden any contact with blood... And the sailors... Well, you know how superstitious they are... That man lay there, half alive, for six hours...
WIL:	That's terrible...
DART:	Then the taboo lifted, and someone picked him up, just in time... ...It was the leader of the pirates that work out of Badon. Well, that young man recovered, but as if in exchange for his life, he had lost all of his memories...
WIL:	Dart, you don't think...
DART:	I don't know, I don't know... ...It's just a story I've heard around...